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I honestly can't wait til karma makes its way back around, and bites you in the ass.

So....I have a 4 second voicemail from her, it just says

"I miss you."

And it fucking kills me everytime I play it 50 times in a row...

😭

Gotta get a budget set up, and get groceries. I spend so much fucking money on breakfast and lunch.

extremely correct venn diagram, techno dystopia 

it's hilarious to me that apparently vice.com/en/article/pkdj79/peo is a thing that's happening

Yo...so this week's paycheck is booty. Gonna start doing permanent overtime πŸ˜‚

> fitness training device gets delivered
> it's too heavy for me to carry it up the stairs

ironic

If we get another check I'm getting my kids names sleeves on both arms

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Moving from The Bird Site.