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I'm honestly pissed off at myself for how much better each day goes where I'm not living it to be an asshat.

I like how I made accounts for my kids to organize videos and photos and I never mention them πŸ˜‚

Help! I spilled coffee on my keyboard πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Me: "Ruff ruff"
Amanda: "Who are you supposed to be, DMX?"
Me: "Yes, and X gonna give it to ya"

I love having to pretty much beg my child to take a nap because we still can't crib train her

I don't wanna jynx it but I think I just felt happy for the first time in so long

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Watching these dumbass honey bees smack into the wall looking for their hive like they didn't just leave there 10 mins ago.

Time to call the exterminator πŸ€ͺ

I really need to get ahold of my anger. I've punched doors and the fridge so many time. I'm not sure how I haven't broken my hand yet...or I have and it's healed wrong.

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